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[pannon]

I knew you were stalking me... >.>  _{This one was kinda fun...}

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero A cautionary tale from mikasaigo. kimechan is stalking mikasaigo kimechan’s REAL name : Martina Flynn kimechan’s REAL DOB : 19th December 1986 Height :152 cm Weight : 69.3 kg kimechan has dreamt about you : 7 times kimechan became interested in you : 11th September 2004 kimechan’s latest dream about you You and kimechan are in a bar. kimechan carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. kimechan starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans. This is how kimechan describes your relationship behind your back ‘I hate her. I lost 12 months of my life thanks to mikasaigo. And now it’s f***ing payback time.’ kimechan’s been stealing stuff from your house too. Since meeting mikasaigo in , kimechan has managed to collect around 10 of mikasaigo’s old TV remotes. They’ve even started modifying their body for you kimechan has mikasaigo tattooed right across their chest. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines God want’s us to be together. He told me last night. He said that if you refute my love than I have the right to scald you with piping hot tap water. The Police No. calls to the police : 21 times Your Last Call to The Police "Hello is that the police? Ah good, it’s just there’s this maniac standing outside my house in the pouring rain waving at me, with flowers in their hand. I think they’ve been following me for the last year Their name? kimechan." kimechan’s Police File It is only a matter of time before we encover a mass of decomposed bodies within kimechan’s refridgerator. Testimonies about kimechan lia_amari - A withered old hag ‘kimechan and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I’m glad now we didn’t. What a f***ing creep.’ nefie - Overweight cult comedian ‘To be honest I think mikasaigo and kimechan deserve each other. Both of them are f***ing idiots.’ michimoro - Wide-load ‘Well well, who would have thought it? kimechan a pervert? I knew it all along. She used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’

 

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Hehehe . . . yes yes. Our love is pure, we are meant to be together F-O-R-E-V-E-R!!

If I can't have you, no one will . . .